Life in the Twenty-First Century

You know you are living in 2005 when:

-You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
-You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
-You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 4.
-You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
-Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
-You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
-You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
-Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
-You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
-Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.
-Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
-You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
-You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
-You're reading this and nodding and laughing