You Know You're a Coloradoan...

(We're not quite there, yet. It has been only two years since arrival.)

--98% of Americans scream before going into the ditch on a slippery road. The other 2% are from Colorado and they say, "Hold my soda and watch this."
--You're from Colorado if you'll eat ice cream in the winter.
--When the weather report says it's going to be 65 degrees, women shave their legs and wear a skirt.
--It snows 5 inches and you don't expect school to be canceled.
--You'll wear flip flops every day of the year, regardless of temperature.
--You have no accent at all, but can hear other people's. And then you make fun of them.
--'Humid' is over 25%.
--Your sense of direction is: Toward the mountains and Away from the mountains.
--You say 'the interstate' and everybody knows which one.
--You think that May is a totally normal month for a blizzard.
--You buy your flowers to set out on Mother's day, but try and hold off planting them until just before Father's day.
--You grew up planning your Halloween costumes around your coat.
--You know what the Continental Divide is.
--You don't think Coors beer is that big a deal.
--You went to Casa Bonita as a kid, and as an adult.
--You've gone off-roading in a vehicle that was never intended for such activities.
--You always know the elevation of where you are.
--You wake up to a beautiful, 80 degree day and you wonder if it's going to snow tomorrow.
--You don't care that some company renamed it, the Broncos still play at Mile High.
--Every movie theater has military and student discounts.
--Everybody wears jeans to church.
--You actually know that South Park is a real place not just a show on TV.
--You know what a 'trust fund hippy' is, and you know its natural habitat is Boulder.
--You know you're talking to a fellow Coloradoan when they call it Elitches, not Six Flags.
--A bear on your front porch doesn't bother you.
--Your two favorite teams are the Broncos and whoever is beating the crap out of the Raiders.
--When people out East tell you they have mountains in their state too, you just laugh.
--You go anywhere else on the planet and the air feels 'sticky' and you notice the sky is no longer blue.

h/t Katie