Three Bumper Stickers

On our way home from the Y, I saw one bumper sticker on a car that read, "Improving Lives By Winning Better Contracts. Teamsters Union." I interpret this to mean, "You don't have to work hard to earn or merit yourself a better wage. We can get you more money, by intimidation, and it will be like winning the lottery."

On another car I saw a Chicago Cubs (yeah) and a Kerry/Edwards (hiss) bumper sticker right next to each other. I guess that I must be more of a political junkie than a Cubs fan, because it was like the Cubs' sticker was not even there. I vocalized a loud, "Uhhg" sound that I had to explain to Alex.